“i was about to change lanes, cause i had to turn left, and the lady next to me sees my blinker on. She looks right into my eyes, with the dirtiest look ive ever gotten in my life, and speeds up so i cant pass….and when i slowed down she slowed down, and eventually made me miss my turn. Lady, if you had a penis, i would end you.”
this was my facebook status today. I admit, its a little on the bad side.
One of my old classmates from Barrington comments on it saying
“so what’s the difference between a jerk, and a jerk with a penis”
i respond “im not a monster so i guess i shouldn’t hit a woman?”
“uh huhhh…lets think about sexism and why it’s bad” and she defriends me lolololol
I guess my status wasn’t the most politically correct. But she really opened my eyes.
next time a girl crosses the line, ill punch her SQUARE IN THE FACE. gotta be fair right? especially if she hits me first! can’t hold back now. maybe leave some nice bruises on her eye so people can see how fair I’m being. All sports teams are being so unfair by separating sports by gender. We should definitely bring men and women together in UFC, NFL, Wrestling, and Boxing so we can have a couple dozen female necks be broken in to show equality (this doesn’t include professional woman bodybuilders). Next time a girl is carrying something that i think a guy can handle, if she asks for help i’ll call her a pussy, and run away just like I would with my “bros”.
am i wrong for not wanting to physically hurt women when they offend me?
now I’m not a womanizer, or am i in any way belittling women. I know for a fact there’s millions of women out there that can kick my ass and are a lot more athletic than I am and I’m not saying women should be looked down on in competitiveness for sports and athletic events. BUT
If the world was like ^this im pretty sure something would be a LITTLE off.
SO YOU CAN QUIT BEING SUCH A FREAKING HIPSTER, I DONT NEED YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDSHIP
hehe
did i mention i slept for an hour last night?
If you’re completely offended by this post ask me to delete it. And you have my most sincere apologies. and dont think im a monster.
ksquared out.
